Q:Harvestman/Delilah lol because I'm mean
SNRRRK indeed you are x3
who is the big spoon/little spoon Delilah is always the big spoon. Always.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity CHASING.
who uses all the hot water in the morning Probably Harvestman. Delilah doesn’t need to do much to keep herself looking pretty.
what they order from take out Oh, they won’t.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over “PLEASE DON’T LAY YOUR EGGS INTO ME PLEASE” “Oh please, this is not up for discussion.”
who does most of the cleaning Harvestman, probably. Poor guy. xD
who leaves their stuff around Harvestman tends to leave his books lying around — er, should it be his home and not under Delilah’s watchful compound eye…
who remembers to buy the milk Oh Harveeeey~
who remembers anniversaries Delilah will. Oh, she’ll remember him alright. (Maybe.)