Q:You/Hearts Boxcars do you want me to stop yet
who is the big spoon/little spoon Boxcars is def the big spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity Killing dudes and discussing everyone else’s relationships, I guess.
who uses all the hot water in the morning Boxcars. Can you imagine how much water it takes to clean such a massive carapace.
what they order from take out “TAKEOUT? THAT AINT CLASSY, HOME COOKED MEAL ALL THE WAY.”
what is the most trivial thing they fight over Boxcars you take shipping too seriously, calm down with that shit
who does most of the cleaning Probably Boxcars. He’s used to that. (aka Homemaker Boyfriend)
who leaves their stuff around Out of the two, I’m probably the messier one. Boxcars always keeps his deck tidy in his wrathtub most of the time, I bet. (can you imagine me picking up heavy polearms anyway)
who remembers to buy the milk “YER GOING TO REMEMBER IT OR ELSE”
who remembers anniversaries He’d be so ANGRY if I forgot.
this was so weird